Bollywood has portrayed women in all the absurd ways possible for quite a few years now. There has been a sudden shift from objectifying women as sapno ki rani and shayar ka khwab to tandoori murgi and what not! The Hindi film heroine is now everything from jalebi, petrol, angur ki daughter and only a few seem to be upset about it. Bollywood has literally made women an objectification machine with all the possible adjectives they can think of!
If you have missed out on any of these silly lyrics from Bollywood that compare women to strange objects while we see the ladies are themselves dancing to these numbers then here is an eye-opener for you!
AFGHAN JALEBI - Afghan Jalebi
Yeah! So, basically, a woman is sweet, juicy and ROUND in shape?
ANGOOR KI DAUGHTER - Fevicol
Okay so basically angur and then the younger angoor? WTF! Shoot us please!
ZANDU BALM - Munni Badnaam Hui
This one truly deserves a round of applause! I wish we could get rid of these pathetic lyrics with the help of this balm.
CINEMA HALL - Munni Badnaam
Well, let's get desi with this one. 'Matlab Kuch Bhi?'
CHIKNI CHAMELI - Chikni Chameli
A spoon of jasmine oil for the people to jump and DIE!
GEHRE PANI KI MACHLI - Chikni Chameli
Girls like to swim in water 24x7 yeah, cause aur koi kaam thodi hai!
BABY DOLL MAIN SONE DI - Baby Doll Sone Di
This is spooky and we definitely don't want to look like that!
HALWA - Chikni Chameli
Why not get women out of the kitchen for a change? We are much more than that! Bollywood songs will soon make Woman = Food
LAKKHAN DA NOTE - Subah Hone Na De
We hope women are not demonetised one fine day by the government.
Resham Ki Dor - Tu Cheez Badi Hai Mast Mast
Sorry peeps a silk strand? We are not going to be anorexic for ANYONE!
DESI CHIDIYA - Kar Gayi Chull
Oh, basically all the ladies in India are birds. Well! After listening to this we definitely think that we are caged in chidiya ghar.
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